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nickisms - do not use in sales pitches

  • "Say you were looking for people browsing your site in, like, Africa...it wouldn't see, like, some of the smaller tribes, but uh..."
  • "It was when the Mars Lander... landed on M-Mars."
  • "Cwee..."
  • "That's bullshit!!!"
  • "Excuse me waiter, I thought there was some grass or something on this burger" (in reference to fois gras, as specified on menu at rockit, Chicago)
  • "Hey Chip, I woke up thinking about you today."